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Mark Watson This Can’t Be It Tour beginning 10th September
The events of the past twelve-and-a-bit months, to give them a politely evasive name, have made us all think more regularly about the fragility of life than we probably would have liked to. Nothing focuses the mind than having a ‘daily death toll’ with your late afternoon glass of wine, or a tired-looking government scientist showing graphs and using phrases like ‘we anticipate many, many more fatalities’ in what used to be the ‘Escape To The Country’ slot.
But luckily, neurotic Taskmaster-survivor and author Mark Watson has been stressing about the frightening prospect of death since before it became fashionable. His intended 2020 show – on the cusp of going to Melbourne and Edinburgh festivals, before a typically extensive nationwide tour – was inspired by taking a life expectancy test (there’s an app you can get, if you’re having an existential crisis at 3am) and discovering he could expect to reach 78: in other words, he’s just over halfway to, as it were, the finish line.
What should we be doing with our time on earth, and how can we do it better? Watson has made a lot of strides towards happiness and fulfilment over the past few years. But there’s one problem left: and it really is a big one. The popular but all-too-mortal Radio 4 figure, star of ‘Live At The Apollo’ and House Of Games’ (which he won, but it’s not all about that) wrestles with some of the fundamental questions of life, with unusually high levels of benign audience involvement and the gag rate of an already fast-talking comedian who’s been imprisoned his house for more than a year.
This show has been some time in the making, thanks to all that unpleasantness with the virus. He’s rarely looked forward to anything in his life. All those 41 years of it to date.
Mark Watson had a pretty lively lockdown, as they go. With Tim Key and Alex Horne, he created the game ‘No More Jockeys’ which has now had more than 2 million YouTube views and found a rabid cult audience. He published his most critically acclaimed book to date, ‘Contacts’, and wrote another, non-fiction, title for release this year. He pioneered the Drive And Dine series of outdoor comedy gigs at the depth of the pandemic, and his company, Impatient, were one of the only ones to offer ‘tour shows’ run through Zoom calls, entertaining thousands of ticket-buyers deprived of other live comedy. He also completed a trilogy of 24-hour online shows, raising around £70,000 for charities. In March he curated the only overseas shows to be part of Melbourne International Comedy Festival, as part of their digital programme. For all this, he was one of the winners of Chortle’s Legends Of Lockdown awards, recognising comics who had gone above and beyond to entertain in these extreme times.
Before that, in the old days, the future national treasure had been a multi-award winner here and in Australia (a country we were once allowed to visit); a very familiar voice on Radio 4, where his series ‘Mark Watson Talks About A Bit Of Life’ has been one of the station’s most popular fixtures since 2007; and has most recently been working on a film project with Toni Collette and Studio Canal (while the rights to his graphic novel, ‘Dan And Sam’ remain in the hands of Universal). The live arena, though, is where he’s in his element the most, and this will be an emotional return to the rooms where he has, for almost two decades, established himself as one of the UK’s favourite stand-ups. Emotional, but also funny. See you there.
TOUR DATES:
SEPTEMBER VENUE BOX OFFICE WEBSITE
Friday 10th Trebah Amphitheatre, Cornwall 01326 252200 trebahgarden.co.uk
Friday 17th Norden Farm, Maidenhead 01628 788997 norden.farm
Saturday 18th Square Chapel, Halifax 01422 349422 squarechapel.co.uk ON SALE SOON
Sunday 19th Chorley Theatre, Chorley 01257 264 362 chorleytheatre.com
Monday 27th Theatre Royal, Winchester 01962 840440 theatreroyalwinchester.co.uk
OCTOBER
Friday 1st The Elgiva, Chesham 01494 582 900 elgiva.com
Sunday 3rd Royal Spa Centre, Leamington Spa 01926 334418 warwickdc.gov.uk/royalspacentre/site/index.php
Thursday 7th Helmsley Arts Centre, Helmsley 01439 771700 helmsleyarts.co.uk
Friday 8th Plowright Theatre, Scunthorpe 0844 844 0444 scunthorpetheatres.co.uk
Saturday 9th The Maltings, Berwick-Upon-Tweed 01289 330 999 maltingsberwick.co.uk/default.aspx
Sunday 10th The Stand, Newcastle 0191 232 0707 thestand.co.uk/newcastle/
Friday 15th The Y Theatre, Leicester 0116 255 7066 leicesterymca.co.uk/theatre/
Saturday 16th The Savoy Theatre, Monmouth 01600 772467 monmouth-savoy.co.uk
Sunday 17th Komedia, Bath 01225 489070 komedia.co.uk/bath/
Sunday 24th Swindon Arts Centre, Swindon 01793 524481 swindontheatres.co.uk/Online/default.asp
NOVEMBER
Tuesday 2nd Tolbooth, Stirling 01786 274000 stirling.gov.uk/tolbooth
Wednesday 3rd The Stand, Edinburgh 0131 558 7272 thestand.co.uk/edinburgh/
Thursday 4th The Stand, Glasgow 0141 212 3389 thestand.co.uk/glasgow/
Friday 12th The Brewhouse, Burton-Upon-Trent 01283 508100 brewhouse.co.uk
Saturday 13th Festival Drayton Centre, Market Drayton 01630 654444 festivaldraytoncentre.com
Thursday 18th & Friday 19th Norwich Playhouse, Norwich 01603 630000 norwichtheatre.org
Saturday 20th Quarterhouse, Folkestone 01303 760 740 creativefolkestone.org.uk/folkestone-quarterhouse/
Saturday 27th Blackheath Halls, London 020 8463 0100 blackheathhalls.com
Sunday 28th Chequer Mead Theatre, East Grinstead 01342 302000 chequermead.org.uk
DECEMBER
Thursday 2nd The Leadmill, Sheffield 0114 2727 040 leadmill.co.uk
Friday 3rd The Lowry, Salford 0343 208 6000 thelowry.com
Saturday 4th The Dukes, Lancaster 01524 598500 dukeslancaster.org
JANUARY
Friday 21st Artsdepot, North Finchley, London 020 8369 5454 artsdepot.co.uk ON SALE 30th SEPTEMBER
Saturday 22nd Bilston Town Hall, Bilston 01902 497222 ents24.com/bilston-events/bilston-town-hall
Sunday 23rd Foxlowe Arts Centre, Leek 01538 386112 foxloweartscentre.org.uk
Thursday 27th Cheltenham Town Hall, Cheltenham 01242 850270 cheltenhamfestivals.com
Friday 28th The Stables, Milton Keynes 01908 280800 stables.org
Sunday 30th Theatr Clwyd, Mold 01352 344101 theatrclwyd.com
FEBRUARY
Saturday 5th Tobacco Factory, Bristol 0117 902 0060 tobaccofactory.com
Wednesday 9th Unity Theatre, Liverpool 0151 709 4988 unitytheatreliverpool.co.uk ON SALE SOON
Thursday 10th The Witham, Barnard Castle 01833 631107 thewitham.org.uk
Friday 11th Otley Courthouse, Otley 01943 467466 otleycourthouse.org.uk
Saturday 12th Pocklington Arts Centre, York 01759 301 547 pocklingtonartscentre.co.uk
Wednesday 16th Electric Palace, Bridport 01308 424 901 electricpalace.org.uk
Thursday 17th Shanklin Theatre, Isle of Wight 01983 868000 shanklintheatre.com
Friday 18th The Brewhouse Theatre & Arts Centre, Taunton 01823 283 244 thebrewhouse.net
Saturday 19th The Watermark, Ivybridge 01752 892220 ivybridgewatermark.co.uk
Friday 25th The Hazlitt, Maidstone 01622 758611 parkwoodtheatres.co.uk/Hazlitt-Theatre
Saturday 26th The Corn Hall, Diss 01379 652241 thecornhall.co.uk
MARCH
Thursday 3rd The Astor Theatre, Deal 01304 370220 theastor.co.uk
Friday 4th The Hawth, Crawley 01293 553636 parkwoodtheatres.co.uk/The-Hawth
Saturday 5th The Lights, Andover 01264 368368 thelights.org.uk
MAY
Thursday 5th Wyeside Arts Centre, Builth Wells 01982 552555 wyeside.co.uk ON SALE SOON
Friday 13th Loughborough Town Hall, Loughborough 01509 231914 loughboroughtownhall.co.uk
Saturday 14th Lincoln Performing Arts Centre, Lincoln 01522 837600 lpac.co.uk
Sunday 15th The Old Rep Theatre, Birmingham 0121 359 9444 oldreptheatre.co.uk
Thursday 19th Tivoli Theatre, Wimborne 01202 885566 tivoliwimborne.co.uk
Friday 20th McMillan Theatre, Bridgwater 01278 556677 mcmillantheatre.com
Saturday 21st Tiverton Community Arts Theatre 07443 502523 tivertontheatre.com
Sunday 22nd Pavilions Teignmouth, Teignmouth 01626 249049 pavilionsteignmouth.org.uk
JUNE
Thursday 2nd Brewery Arts Centre, Kendal 01539 725133 breweryarts.co.uk
Friday 3rd The Atkinson, Southport 01704 533333 theatkinson.co.uk
Saturday 4th Derby Theatre, Derby 01332 593939 derbytheatre.co.uk
Saturday 5th City Varieties Music Hall, Leeds 0113 243 0808 leedsheritagetheatres.com/city-varieties-music-hall/
Friday 10th The Kenton Theatre, Henley-on-Thames 01491 525050 kentontheatre.co.uk
Saturday 11th Colchester Arts Centre, Colchester 01206 500900 colchesterartscentre.com
Friday 24th Kettering Arts Centre, Kettering 01536 513858 ketteringartscentre.com
Saturday 25th The Pyramid Arts Centre, Warrington 01925 442345 pyramid.culturewarrington.org
JULY
Friday 15th Gloucester Guildhall, Gloucester 01452 503050 gloucesterguildhall.co.uk
Saturday 16th Pontardawe Arts Centre, Pontardawe 01792 863722 npttheatres.co.uk/pontardawe/
Sunday 17th Theatr Mwldan, Cardigan 01239 621200 mwldan.co.uk
Tuesday 19th Epsom Playhouse, Epsom 01372 742555 epsomplayhouse.co.uk
Thursday 21st The Place, Telford 01952 382 382 theplacetelford.com
Saturday 23rd Tivoli Theatre, Aberdeen 01224 592755 thetivolitheatre.com
Sunday 24th Theatre Royal Dumfries, Dumfries 01387 254209 theatreroyaldumfries.co.uk
Saturday 30th The Point, Eastleigh 023 8065 2333 thepointeastleigh.co.uk
Sunday 31st The Corn Exchange, Exeter 01392 665938 exetercornexchange.co.uk
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