Unless you've been hiding under a rock for the past few weeks you couldn't have failed to see the uproar “Doctor” Gillian McKeith has been causing in the jungle. With her pretend fainting and her endless list of phobias she has been bringing her screeches to our front rooms for the past two weeks.
The brilliant Brett Domino has penned an ode to the antics of Gillian on I'm A Celebrity and as it is so superb I think we should champion it to be this year's Christmas number 1. Who's with me?
Just in case you haven't heard this superb song yet, here it is.