zombies walk the earth

• 25th Jan 2007

Van Halen are reforming! Oh yes, now you can rest happy, because although it’s only January, 2007 is already the year of the old timers giving it one more shot. Call it the Rocky effect. This year we’ve already had Rage Against The Machine, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Crowded House, James, Dinosaur Jnr. and The Police (rumoured to be going on an eighty date tour!) announcing that they’re packing their viagra and setting out on the road again but today we have news that Eddie and the other ones are set for a huge summer tour.
Don’t worry its not all bad news though because there’s also reports of a Nirvana reunion with Ben Kweller taking on Kurt’s duties. Seriously. Get on your knees and pray for forgiveness because someone’s seriously pissed off karma.