Pete Doherty is going to jail if he doesn't stop pissing off the country and defying it's legal system and if he doesn't go to jail he can go on tour with Dizzie Rascal and The View in November. Simple as that, isn't it?
Here are the dates that have been announced for the proposed UK tour. We'll see if it actually goes ahead. Glasswerk.co.uk is 100% sure everything will be real smooth and plain-sailing, as always.
20 Nottingham, England – Arena
22 Manchester, England – Men Arena
23 Newcastle, England – Metro Radio Arena
25 Brighton, England – Brighton Centre
26 Bournemouth, England – Bournemouth International Centre
27 London, England – Wembley Arena
28 Birmingham, England – National Indoor Arena
01 Glasgow, Scotland – SECC