CERYS IS OUT! IS SHE SET TO BE THE NEW JORDAN?

• 30th Nov 2007

Welsh songbird Cerys Matthews was finally booted out of the Jungle tonight in fourth place on the reality nightmare that is I’m a Celebrity.

Now the rumous mill will go into overdrive regarding her possible relationship with ‘diamond geezer’ Marc Bannerman, with thought turning to them doing a Chantelle and Preston, or Katie and Peter. There is an undoubted gap in the market for a new reality couple and perhaps both will be tempted by talk of ‘Ordinary Boy’ Preston pocketing a cool million pounds over the course of his sham relationship with our very own Blackpool version of Paris Hilton.

Rumours are also abound as regards a Catatonia revival over the course of the next 12 months. Sop stay tuned for the latest from planet Cerys over the next few weeks.