Things I Like To Do Alone And With Company
Today in work was the first time in ages that no one was in the office except me. I have always assumed that I mostly disliked people and so liked to be alone. However, today work seemed to drag and I only sparked to life once Chris and Lol came in at 6pm. So, here is a list of things I can only do alone and things I can only do with company.
Things I can only do alone
Brush My Teeth
Pick my nose
Sleep in bed
Write coherently
Play poker (sounds silly but I mean without friends chatting and distracting)
Play with my hair
Daydream
Make tea (I will always make your tea wrong if I have to make it – unless you like it weak, black with no sugar)
Watch porn (its just wrong with other people – actually its not wrong with another woman, but then she must be really ugly if you need to watch porn to get in the mood for her)
Count Money (look stop talking to/looking at me, all I want to do is count my lovely moniesss )
Listen to Daniel Bedingfield (I don’t now anyone else who likes him – the office copy of the CD was hidden for a year)
Read a book
Exercise
Things I can only do with company
Work
Talk on MSN (I have tried to log in with two accounts, it don’t work)
Dance
Pitch a tent (these modern day ones I don’t get – give me canvas and 30 foot marquee poles and I’ll whip you up a big top, but little fiddly 2 minute things?)
Drink
Argue (this is not true either – I regularly hold debates and epic conversations in my head)
Make fun of people
Buy drugs (never have since I was 15 – can’t do it. People always ask me for them)
Go shopping
Play scrabble
Play Uno (you really don’t want to though)
Put up shelves, punch bag frames or any DIY endeavours ( I say I need company, I just need someone to do it while I make tea and hold the spirit level)
Cook (its entirely pointless to cook a meal for oneself. Its easier to just open a packet of cocktail sausages)
Feel free to add your own down…