Some Witty Headline

• 29th Jan 2008

We have a blog section. WE HAVE A BLOG SECTION. People are blogging. Go and read. I just did. Crack whores. Emo v Lads. City v city. Big photo of Daniel Bedingfield. Its all here – link . Over and out.

I was tempted to leave that one paragraph as the editorial but my motto is why say one word when twenty thousand will do. Actually, that is not my motto. My motto is the opposite. So….

Last week I put up two news articles at the same time. One headlined Amy Crackhouse (just because I wanted to use the headline) and Up The Shitter (about Gary Glitter having diarrhoea). Which one got the most views? Gary Glitter.. Not sure what they says about you our readership but well done. You are all obviously tabloid readers.

Its more goodbyes this week. My old assistant Danny is off to the US of A. The land of his forefathers to be a bar tender apparently. He has books and everything… I am buying his laptop off him so everyone is happy. His flyer making ability will be missed.

So that was a negative, “I need two positives Lynn. One to cancel the negative and one… just so I can have a positive.”

Have you read the small print in the terms and conditions of Facebook? It is so clever. They scan your private messages for clues and keywords on what adverts to serve you. If you are into this internet ad technology lark you will find this extremely interesting. If not then you may like to know about the rumour concerning the CIA owning 5% of Facebook… to use this same information that it generates for adverts to keep tabs on us all. Fodder to the conspiracy hysterics and general uneasiness for everyone else I think. Doubt it will stop me using it though. I will just use another medium to discuss my bomb making plans.

Not sure that was a positive anyway you read it but there are plenty of positives below.. Aha the tenuous link. Out of nowhere. Go look!

What is coming up..

Dickensian Disco starts this weekend at Dry Bar, Manchester; featuring Out From Animals (you may have seen them on the flashy lights thing playing on T-Mobile Unsigned), Johnny Valentine, The Sidelines, Cedar Falls, The Rools, Green Underline and MonkeySee MonkeyDo.. Plus Full Leather Jacket Djs’ playing mischief till late. It’s a plethora of music. I would normally leave a ticket link here but its just pay on the doors, which is 8pm and some kind of monetary tax.

Also playing this week are Slaves To Gravity in London plus the weekend residency starts at Manchester Jabez Clegg. Every weekend from now till forever with My Captive Audience and Lucifer Over Lancashire headlining this weekend.

Elliot Minor in Sunderland is next week – tickets here link

And we have just announced The Wallbirds, on a couple of dates in Leeds and Manchester and Royworld in Derby.

Don’t forget Lil Chris London tickets here – link

And I am very pleased to announce the We Are The Ocean & Saving Aimee, 14th March @ Roadhouse, Manchester. Tickets are selling fast already and we have barely announced it yet. Tickets – link

Finally we have announced that INME side project Centiment, featuring the brothers McPherson, are supporting Fei Comodo on their tour in April. More info here – link

Say something bad to me below.. Go on I dare you….