P. Diddy To Be Next James Bond

• 4th Dec 2008

Well according to him, anyway. Sean P Diddy Puff Daddy Combs (what's he calling himself these days?) has said that it's time to have a black Bond, and that he's the man for the job. According to The Mirror, he's spent £500k making an audition tape, filmed in the South of France, in which the tuxedo clad rap-type appears in a helicopter surrounded by women.

He told the tabloid: “This is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it's time for there to be a black Bond”.

One thing though Sean, have you seen Daniel Craig in his trollies? Are you sure you can compete with him?