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The Underground Rebel Bingo Club Goes On Tour

• 17th Aug 2010

In January 2009 The Underground Rebel Bingo Club was born in the basement of a church hall in London. Since then our numbers have grown faster than a cheetah on crack, as more and more people have been seduced by the lure of playing hardcore Rebel Bingo, winning prizes, listening to loud music and drawing on each other. After cries from addicts across the country, the time has come to embark on our first UK tour. Who are we to deny people what they crave. We know it’s wrong, but it feels so right, and they can’t stop up.

Rebel Bingo is dangerous and addictive and the authorities are after us so we have to keep the locations of our meetings secret. But we can tell you that we’ll be coming to these towns, on these dates. Don’t tell anyone.

Bristol Tuesday 12 October
Brighton Wednesday 13 October
London Saturday 16 October
Nottingham Tuesday 19 October
Manchester Wednesday 20 October
Leeds Thursday 21 October

The meetings will be disguised with cover stories. Do not act suspiciously on your way there and make sure you are not followed.

As always, we’ll be giving away the best stuff we can blag from link

THE UNDERGROUND REBEL BINGO CLUB presents…
THE ADDICTED TOUR
OCTOBER 2010

Tickets and info from WWW.REBELBINGO.COM

Club Rules:
No old people.
No boring people.
No wankers.

THE FULL STORY

A year ago we were throwing parties in a Church hall. At the end of the night we would hang out in the basement. We found a random bingo kit stored there, and one night we started messing around with it. We knew it was wrong, but it felt good. Things got out of control, and it ended up as a mental bingo party. It was dangerous. We weren't supposed to be there, in the basement, and we definitely weren't supposed to be experimenting with bingo. It was amazing. Better than sex. Better than real life. We had found somewhere we belonged. Somewhere we could do what we wanted to, where no-one was watching. We called it The Underground Rebel Bingo Club.

We wanted more people to feel the way we were feeling. We moved the club upstairs to the church hall. It went mental. People were dancing on tables, screaming and drawing on each other. Hundreds of people started turning up every week, but we still had to hide what we were doing from the church the whole time. Eventually we got rumbled by the church warden and we got kicked out of the church hall. It was dangerous and addictive, but we couldn't let it stop. We needed it.

We started operating in secret locations all over the place. Our numbers are growing fast. We’re spreading across the country. We now have chapters in London, Brighton, Bristol, Nottingham, Leeds and Manchester and in July we launched in New York where we sold out a 1000 capacity venue in Brooklyn. It’s out of control. It’s out of our hands. The movement has gone global and no-one can stop it.

It will set off explosions in your brain. It will make your ears bleed. It will put your heart in your mouth. And you will like it. If you think you’re ready, if you think you can handle it, and you believe in our plight ….then come join us.

Just don’t tell anyone.

Shhhhh. Yeah?

WWW.REBELBINGO.COM