The Zero Star Award

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For the ZERO STAR Award we are looking at films with literally no redeeming value. This often involves a heavy debate, and all hands must be in favour of the award for it to apply.  We present to you the films that we really do insist that you stay away from for all time.

 

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 1. Rollerball (2002) (John McTiernan)

  

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2. Supernova (2000) (Walter Hill)

  

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3. Batman and Robin (1997) (Joel Schumacher)

  

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4. Catwoman (2004) (Pitof)

 

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5. Conan The Destroyer (1984) (Richard Fleischer)

 

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6. Streetfighter (1994) (Steven E De Souza)

 

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7. The Stupids (1996) (John Landis)

 

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8. Domino (2005) (Tony Scott)

 

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9. Game of Death (1978) (Robert Clouse)

 

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10. The Gauntlet (1977) (Clint Eastwood)

 

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11. Robocop 3 (1993) (Fred Dekker)

 

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12. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child  (1989) (Stephen Hopkins)

 

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13. Halloween: Resurrection (2002) (Rick Rosenthal)

 

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14. Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985) (Danny Steinmann)

 

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15. Hellraiser: Deader (2005) (Rick Bota)

 

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16. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers (1989) (Dominique Othenin-Girar)

 

 

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17. Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) (Wes Craven)

 

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18. Showgirls (1995) (Paul Verhoven)

 

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19. Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) (Steven Spielberg)

 

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20. Ghost Rider (2007) (Mark Steven Johnson)

 

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21. Elektra (2005) (Rob Bowman)

 

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22. Red Sonja (1985) (Richard Fleischer)

 

 

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23. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991) (Michael Pressman)

 

 

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24. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1  (2011) (Bill Condon)

 

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25. D-Tox  (2002) (Jim Gillespie)

 

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26. G.I. Jane  (1997) (Ridley Scott)

 

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27. Green Lantern  (2011) (Martin Campbell)

 

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28.  I, Frankenstein (2014) (Stuart Beattie)

 

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29.  Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) (Rachel Talalay)

 

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30.  Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993) (Adam Marcus)

 

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31.  Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2012) (Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor)

 

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32.  Barb Wire (1996) (David Hogan)

 

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33.  Highlander Endgame (2000) (Doug Aarniokoski)

 

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34.  The Crow: Salvation (2000) (Bharat Nalluri)

 

 

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35.  The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) (Lance Mungia)

 

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36.  A Good Day To Die Hard  (2013) (John Moore)

 

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37.  Casino Royale  (2013) (John Huston, Val Guest, Ken Hughes, Robert Parrish, Joseph McGrath, Richard Talmadge)

 

 

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38.  Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones  (2002) (George Lucas)

 

 

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